75 Would You Rather Questions for Couples (Funny to Spicy)

Would you rather is the perfect lazy game: no setup, no rules, and every answer comes with a “wait, why?” Here are 75 would you rather questions for couples, from wholesome to spicy.

How to make it a real game

• Both answer at the same time on three.
• If you match, you both get a point.
• If you disagree, you each get 30 seconds to convince the other.
• Loser of the debate does a mini dare.

Funny would you rather questions

1. Would you rather always have to sing instead of talk, or dance everywhere you walk?
2. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
3. Would you rather lose your phone or your wallet on vacation?
4. Would you rather live without music or without movies?
5. Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal driver?
6. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or never be famous?
7. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or ten duck-sized horses?
8. Would you rather have a talking dog or a flying cat?
9. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early?
10. Would you rather know every language or play every instrument?
11. Would you rather give up coffee or chocolate forever?
12. Would you rather live in a treehouse or on a houseboat?
13. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
14. Would you rather have no internet or no air conditioning?
15. Would you rather only eat pizza or only eat tacos for a year?

Relationship would you rather questions

1. Would you rather go on a spontaneous trip together or plan one for months?
2. Would you rather have a big wedding or elope?
3. Would you rather live in the city or the countryside together?
4. Would you rather have date night every week or a weekend trip every month?
5. Would you rather always know what I am thinking or never know?
6. Would you rather have a cat or a dog together?
7. Would you rather cook dinner together or take turns?
8. Would you rather relive our first date or skip to our tenth anniversary?
9. Would you rather we have the same hobbies or completely different ones?
10. Would you rather I write you a song or a letter?
11. Would you rather have breakfast in bed or dinner on a rooftop?
12. Would you rather argue and make up fast or never argue at all?
13. Would you rather travel the world with me or build a dream home?
14. Would you rather know how we will end up or be surprised?
15. Would you rather share every password or keep some privacy?

Deep would you rather questions

1. Would you rather be loved or respected?
2. Would you rather have more time or more money?
3. Would you rather know the date of your death or how it happens?
4. Would you rather live a long ordinary life or a short extraordinary one?
5. Would you rather forget your past or never be able to plan the future?
6. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the kindest?
7. Would you rather have a job you love with low pay or one you tolerate with high pay?
8. Would you rather change something about your past or know something about your future?
9. Would you rather have a few close friends or many good ones?
10. Would you rather always tell the truth or always be told the truth?

Flirty would you rather questions

1. Would you rather kiss in the rain or in the snow?
2. Would you rather I wear your hoodie or something fancy?
3. Would you rather receive a surprise kiss or a surprise gift?
4. Would you rather cuddle all night or talk all night?
5. Would you rather have a candlelit bath or a hot tub under the stars?
6. Would you rather slow dance in the kitchen or go dancing out?
7. Would you rather have a cheesy nickname or no nickname?
8. Would you rather get a love note or a flirty text?
9. Would you rather I cook for you in an apron or take you out in a suit or dress?
10. Would you rather make out in a movie theater or on a ferris wheel?
11. Would you rather have a lazy morning in bed or a sunrise walk?
12. Would you rather I whisper or I sing?
13. Would you rather go skinny dipping or stargazing?
14. Would you rather play truth or dare or strip poker?
15. Would you rather I make the first move tonight or you?

Spicy would you rather questions (18+)

1. Would you rather lights on or lights off?
2. Would you rather be blindfolded or be the one with the blindfold?
3. Would you rather try something new tonight or have a classic favorite?
4. Would you rather a massage or a strip tease?
5. Would you rather role play or keep it real?
6. Would you rather a quickie or an all-nighter?
7. Would you rather have a hotel weekend or a cabin weekend?
8. Would you rather send a spicy text or receive one?
9. Would you rather kiss for five minutes without touching or touch for five minutes without kissing?
10. Would you rather have a secret signal in public or a secret note in your pocket?